Momus Lyrics

"Nicky" Suppose one day in Bromley, Kent I live my nightmare and…
2PM Post morning, pre-mortem I promised the ghost of Meleager …
3D Corporation (3D Corporation) (3D Corporation) Did you ever fall in l…
7000 BC Solve a Chinese puzzle Make a Chinese box Pour ink into th…
A Dull Documentary The little girl plays chopsticks Wears Mummy's lipstick Th…
A Lapdog Powerless, with my talk of Guy Debord and Gide To rival…
A Little Schubert Beendet ist mein sommer Mein winter hier anfängt Auf Wiede…
A Monkey for Sallie I bought a monkey for Sallie And let it run amok I…
A White Oriental Flower The life of someone promiscuous is unfocused, unclear Forge…
Adam Green If my name were Howard I'd dress up in a cummerbund…
Adoration There are people who always say They cherish life in a…
Afterglow Welcome to the afterglow Welcome to the show We welcome to t…
Akiko Masuda Daidai iro no wakusei no ue de Midori no zubon wo…



Amongst Women Only And when she left me I felt no jealousy For company…
Angels Reprise The pervert and his angels hide amongst the stars and…
Appalachia Appalachian mountain girl Coming home to me Appalachian moun…
Ashes to Ashes Do you remember a guy that's been In such an early…
Bantam Boys O Africa and orient bring gifts Spigot weed and egg of…
Belvedere Children of the New Republic all revere Belvedere the child…
Beowulf I have come with my sword Naegling And the usual aches…
Bibliotek They said that I'd get over you And life would go…
Birocracy Can you play electric organ? Can you play the lie of…
Bishonen I was born in the town of Paisley in early…
Bluestocking I love you, you're so well read Blue stockings well spread …
Born to be Adored I was created in the fleshpots of Araby My mother was…
Breathless Over the moon for now Only because you're near Though ther…
Brent Busboom This chronicle purports to be A true account for all to…
Bubble Music I'm making my notebook about the kids in America Showing de…
Cape and Stick Gang Word comes down on the party line All the suckers on…
Cheekbone Professor Cheekbone Is your uncle Living underground In a…
Christmas on Earth Well I know that on Earth it is Christmas now And…
Closer to You And maybe you're the Circle Line girl trying so hard not…
Cockle Pickers (NARRATOR) - Yu Hui came from Yangbian, a village in…
Coming in a Girl's Mouth What is the cultural meaning of coming in a girl's…
Complicated Over the room you are my puzzling creature Through the smok…
Confiance Absolue Non, non tu dois me croire Non, non je jure je…
Core Pack me a trunk, book me a bunk I'm going on…
Corkscrew King Bakatono bakemono henna ojisan Gamushara sekuhara henna ojis…
Count Ossie in China Spring husband Bright plum journey Bright plum generation …
Datapanik My computer broke down today I'm going to throw my old…
Death Ruins Everything We all get low, you have no clothes Your sack is…
Deliverance Who's that car in your driveway? I left a message on…
Dialtone Eyes clear as dialtone Are you at home? Are you alone? I…
Don't Leave Don't go away If you can't forgive Believe, just to live …
Don't Stop the Night (Don't stop the night) (Don't stop the night) Don't stop…
Dr Cat Dr Cat is disillusioned with A new cloud arriving Cock-a-l…
Dracula (KYOKA) - Dracula, you are my lovely murderer, wherever you…
Dunes A little ice enters the room As the woman of the…
Electrosexual Sewing Machine "Electrosexual Sewing Machine" The noise of the street en…
Eleven Executioners Eleven top hats In the club vestibule Eleven gentlemen's c…
Erase Show me the key to press To undo this mess Erase the…
Erostratus On the night of July 21st, 356 BC I, Erostratus, burned…
Everyone I Have Ever Slept With I'd like to thank everyone I have ever slept with This awa…
Evil Genius Oh what fun it is to be An evil genius Best friend…
Ex-Erotomane Ex-fake, ex-rake Ex-charmer of the snake Ex-libertine, ex-on…
Fade To White In the slaughterhouse the Braw Puts down his bloody horror s…
Farther Farther away Can't understand a thing you're saying Hallo …
Finnegan The Folk Hero In a field of corn Is a master's shoe Click the master's…
Flame into Being Now the weight of the books has crushed my delicate…
Florence Manlik Dandy lovers come and see Manly Madame Spaghetti Sprouting…
Folk Me Amadeus There's no infinite reckoning in this eternal line No deeper…
Frilly Military I'll be your frilly military lady Your long-haired lover fro…
Germania There are blood hounds and burial mounds upon these metal…
Giapponese a Roma Sono piccola com'e Lolita (Sono Giapponese a Roma) Sono un…
Gibbous Moon Why not believe Christianity If it helps you through the da…
Girlie Action Look at Dawn, she's strapped on A pair of inflatable David…
Girlish Boy I was born to be a girlish boy And my lover…
Going For A Walk With A Line There's trouble up at Cowbell Barn The Shadoks are going ba…
Good Morning World Putting on my best face Running with a suitcase I'll lead …
Goodiepal Who killed the eskimos Who understood the rules of happiness…
Handheld My favourite handheld You're my favourite handheld device Vi…
Hang Low I've set my heart on being good Very friendly And I will…
Harry K-Tel I hate your famous guts I know girls are sitting ducks I…
Heliogabalus The deaths he caused were accidents He committed no murder …
Helogabalus The deaths he caused were accidents He committed no murder O…
Hippopotamomus I come from the jungle From Popocatepetl Chief of the clan…
His Majesty the Baby Crooked smiles, mongol eyes and a toothless grin I hate h…
Homosexual I love women but I'm thinking of giving in I love…
Hotel Marquis De Sade There were three of us always Walking abreast Towards a s…
How Do You Find My Sister? The four Fs: Find him, feel him, fuck him, forget him I…
How to Spot an Invert How to spot an invert Amongst the vertebrates: Good groomin…
Howard Hughes Spending my days in old hotels Where did the time go?…
Huge I never thought you'd mean everything to me Huge as the…
Hypnoprism In the era of the hypnoprism In the wake of the…
I Am a Kitten When you caress your little cat And stroke me with your…
I Am The Law When you caress your little cat And stroke me with your…
I Ate a Girl Right Up I ate a girl right up, forgive me I don't know…
I Had a Girl I had a girl I lost to the world Because my…
I Refuse To Die Death comes for all But I plan to be out when…
I Want You But I Don't Need You I like you, and I'd like you to like me…
I was a maoist intellectual I was a Maoist intellectual in the music industry I always…
Ice King If ever emotional defences open wide If ever you see me…
Ichabod Crane This prissy, skinny lanky-liver calculating fool Has come t…
In the Sanatorium In the sanatorium I've booked a private room Where you can f…
Indiepop List Queens, goons, pigeons and baboons I met them on the indiep…
International Beijing to Seoul, Beirut to London A red flag's hoisting to…
Is It Because I'm a Pirate? Is it because I'm a pirate? Now I've done a string…
Is There Sex In Marriage? When women come and see me for sex tips The one…
Isaak Stella mater Light is failing Making such a fool of thee …
Islington John This part of town is all flatfish tramps Beautiful women be…
It's Important To Be Trendy When the fashion's to be friendly When the fashion's to be…
Jackdaw The world beyond the rhubarb patch No-one seems to know Wh…
Jahwise Hammer of the Babylon King Oh by Jove Glistering gold and blistering sores Catch him in…
Jarre In Hicksville Jean Michel Jarre came to Hicksville, too ra loo ra…
Jeff Koons He has come to bring you things that make you…
Jesus In Furs The tragedy is The audience is getting bored And up on the…
John The Baptist Jones I was ahead I was a seer I left for Babylon You and…
K's Diary Hope, vague hope, but waking fears Pride, but proud of wast…
Karin Komoto I will dress you in a looser flowing silk Androgynous herma…
Keigo Oyamada When the ape's bineural microphones are pointed out to sea …
King Solomon's Song and Mine Solomon took a census, and we were just passing through But…
Kinski Gets Angry Asshole, I'm the whole show I am the world's greatest actor …
Klaxon Je suis conducteur de taxi (Je vais te claquer) Dans les r…
Kokoro Hirai Kokoro Hirai cannot write today She's in hospital, reason i…
La Catrina La Catrina has come back from the dead And is searching…
Lady Fancy Knickers Lady Fancy Knickers Gee up, ya ya! Dressed in your post-of…
Landrover Four in the morning on October the third The year you…
Last of the Window Cleaners I was the last of the window-cleaners I was sacrificed as…
Life of the Fields Your eyes are flat, the city's hot Night falls over the…
Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous When you're up Everybody wants your babies Photographs b…
Little Apples Lying in the nude with my Apple G4 cube I am…
Little Lord Obedience Faceless when he docks, faceless when he's lost at sea The…
Lolitapop Dollhouse Tell me I'm allowed to play the Fender Jaguar Like the…
London 1888 Cellophane grandfather clock I hope your hands will never s…
Lord of the Dance It's like a vision I see the Saviour (The Lord is…
Love Isn't A Right Love isn't a right, it's got to be earned. Love isn't…
Love On Ice We're all cuddles and smiles At the press photocall Though y…
Love Wakes The Devil Love makes you dribble And love makes for trouble And love…
Lovely Tree Keep, lovely tree, your leaves in wintertime Stand strongly…
Lucky like St. Sebastian Once upon a time there was a man called Saul Who…
Lucretia Borgia I'm sorry I fucked your best friend, Lucretia Borgia Though…
Lute Score You locked me in the bathroom long ago, you bloody…
Lycidas You'll get what I want in the end and give…
Maf Read all about it! Murder in Whitechapel Down the Grave Mau…
Mai Noda I am Mai Noda's strawberry iMac Switch on my screen A strawb…
Marquis of Sadness They've announced the new writer in residence They've annou…
MC Escher The conventions of rap dictate that every MC who takes…
Michelin Man Pump, pump it up Pump it up if ever it goes…
Microworlds From microworld to microworld Never knew which way the wind…
Mika Akutsu When Truman Capote spent just one day with Marilyn Monroe …
Miles Franklin All the lovers I've had I seemed to mislay One went…
Milton Jacobson Make yourself like Milton Jacobson To get ahead in vaudevil…
Minty Fresh When that I was but a little tiny boy With a…
Minus 5 Who can now remember Zebediah Lane? The great singing sensa…
Miss X An Ex-Lover Miss X is now just an ex-lover As time goes by…
Mistaken Memories I took a drug One hundred times stronger than acid I took…
Moop Bears Oh wow wow wow Ca sent si bon Kimochi ii Wood: to the…
Morality Is Vanity Nobody is evil, nobody is good All the guilty people have…
Mountain Music I've got that mountain music in me But not since I…
Mr Consistency I say the opposite of what I say They call me…
Mr Proctor Sticky piggy wam wam Fluffy on a cig jam Bringing in the…
Mr Ulysses Porcupine razor Palatine Mill Garbage on a laser Monkey o…
Muderers the Hope of Women With this knife I cut the cake Who will be my…
Multiplying Love If love is good As most agree Loving two must be Twice as…
my pervert doppelganger I've got a pervert doppelganger He came from over the sea …
My Sperm Is Not Your Enemy My sperm is not your enemy In it glistens destiny Some day…
Natsuko Tayama I am Natsuko Tayama The shy soul sister I got a whole…
Nervous Heartbeat Crying, shiku shiku Reluctantly, shibu shibu Repeatedly, t…
Nicky Suppose one day in Bromley, Kent I live my nightmare and…
Nicky My Friend I'd like to suck your cock From its bottom to its…
Nikon 2 Je suis photographice Tu es gigolo Tu prends des actrices …
Noah Brill Well there's a kid in San Fransisco Who has really got…
Nobody One memory Is one too much There in the dark Where strang…
Old Friend New Flame I went with a friend of mine I hadn't seen in…
Old Friend New Flame . I went with a friend of mine I hadn't seen in…
Old Friend, New Flame I went with a friend of mine I hadn't seen in…
Orgasm Addict You tried it just for once Found it all right for…
Oskar Tennis Champion Uncle Oskar, an intensely idealistic tennis star Goes to se…
Other Music Mad music, sad music Totally bad and crazy music Brave mus…
Palm Deathtop The house of the dead becomes more and more real…
Paolo Paolo why do your lovers caress in the bows of…
Paolo Rumi I am a theme park Paolo Rumi Here are my gates Come into…
Paper Wraps Rock You can never overestimate Garbo You can never undress Monr…
Paranoid Acoustic Seduction Machine Seduction machine Electrostatic seduction machine Seductio…
Permagasm Your own Torquato Tasso Born to treat you well With his Hiaw…
Pierrot Lunaire The string to his head The boss makes it nod The string…
Ping Pong With Hong Kong King Kong Ping Pong, the album Comedy cabaret Futuristic vaudevillains…
Platinum If I told the truth I'd like to live my…
Pleasantness Pleasantness Today there was no heat You pose as evil beca…
Pornography (Poo poo pi doo) Pornography It's just the stuff of ever…
Professor Shaftenberg He's a polyglot, a psychopath, an androgyne He likes to hand…
Protestant Art No more decoration No more piss Christs Or donkey shit vir…
Psychopathia Sexualis Twilight's falling peacefully across the railway line The l…
Pygmalism Sometimes when it rains I get pictures in my brain My prog…
Radiant Night I'm in love with Witold Gombrowicz That sombre Polish man …
Reckless Records The most beautiful people in the world Were two rows ahead…
Red Pyjamas Time after time the hands on my watch spin around And…
Rhetoric I'll love you 'til they figure out the way that…
Righthand Heart I meet this girl with a righthand heart I notice nothing…
Robert Dye They say the Prince Consort was afflicted, you know With me…
Robin Hood This is the tale of Robin Hood Kind and fair, brave…
Robocowboys There's so many insiders on the outside I think it's beginn…
Rules of the Game of Quoits The girl in the rubber shoes has run away from…
Saved I used to be an addict, I had a drug…
Scottish Lips Because ..... Because I have Scottish lips You think you…
See a Friend in Tears So men are still at war in Ireland For certain songs…
Sempreverde The man from the north enters the tube Wriggles his way…
Sensation of Orgasm For the sensation of orgasm Civilisations must rise and fall…
Sex for the Disabled Before the accident you were just a square And I was…
Shaftesbury Avenue I think you're wailing for someone And I think he's not…
Shawn Krueger It's been hell to keep this secret for so long The…
Shoesize of the Angel Shoesize of the angel Shoesize of the angel Shoesize of the …
Shunned To live apart from everyone It isn't hard when it must…
Simple Men The simple men live the simple life in big log…
Sinister Themes The villains of vaudeville Young lovers' quarrels Pearls b…
Situation Comedy Blues What's a laugh? The sound of common-sense falling apart Wh…
Slide Projector Lie Detector I've spent my life with some regrets Between naked girls an…
Smooth Folk Singer My mother on her deathbed took me aside (Smooth folk singer…
Someone I've been walking round the town looking for someone just…
Song in Contravention Song giving descriptions of an unnamed act of love The cour…
Southbound I'm southbound I had a bad day I'll fade away Underneath …
Space Jews They have us taped They have us pat They are extraterrestr…
Spooky Kabuki We are the pirates We sail in silence On frigates, through…
Spy on the Moon There is a spy on the moon who is spying…
Stefano Zarelli Stefano Zarelli he's an angel in the making And he's going…
Stephanie Pappas I follow a totally uncharismatic guru (Electric automatic g…
Steven Zeeland All I desire is a military man who knows that…
Strawberry Hill Flight path Walk the track along the dead canal Phoenix ri…
Streetlamp Soliloquy Everything you always wanted to know about strangers Like w…
Strewf! Strewf! What is it to ya If it′s better all the time? And…
Suicide Pact We were lovers We never knew how to act And above us The…
Summer Holiday 1999 Summer holiday 1999 Summer holiday 1999 Pine trees in the p…
Tamagotchi Press Officer The Tamagotchi will speak to no-one today He does not even…
Tape Recorder Man Come all ye rounders if you want to hear the…
Team Clermont Come grasshopper let's tell the tale again Of Team Clermont…
Thatness and Thereness Slow-motion repeat of breaking glass Fear creeping up from …
The Age of Information This is a public service announcement Ladies and gentleme…
The Angels Are Voyeurs God is a tender pervert and the angels are voyeurs Watching…
The Animal That Desires I am cursed with a strange delusion: I imagine myself to…
The Artist Overwhelmed The artist overwhelmed by the grandeur of ancient ruins The…
The Birdcatcher After the ritual suicide of Mr Mickey Mouse On his outrageo…
The Building Song Over by the building where the people work all day Where…
The Cabinet of Kuniyoshi Kaneko Leopards prowl the studios of the Duc de Berry's great…
The Cabriolet We leave the party at two or three You hitch a…
The Charm of Innocence I was born with the charm of innocence On my back…
The Charm Song Depending on what you want to get In life there are…
The Cheque's in the Post Me and my lawyer sat down and worked out The full…
The Criminal Like a schmuck without a string Like a king without a…
The Day the Circus came to Town The day the circus came to town We lined the streets…
The Gatecrasher He shows up at the party in a pair of…
The Girl With No Body Rosemary walks across corridors Across ballet school studio…
The Guitar Lesson The pupil is twelve, attractive, withdrawn In a midnight blu…
The Hairstyle of the Devil She was seeing two at exactly the same time She never…
The Homosexual I love women but I'm thinking of giving in I love…
The Ladies Understand When I was a little whippersnapper of a boy just…
The Lady Of Shalott Am a kind of Lady of Shalott Behind a drawbridge, portculli…
The Laird of Inversnecky "I think I'd rather sleep with her with no clothes…
The Last Communist "Would the last communist out Switch off the lights?" They…
The Lesson of Sodom (According to Lot) For seventeen days we've lived in this cave Overlooking the …
The Loneliness of Lift Music You were a perfect stranger And I your perfect strangler I…
The Madness of Lee Scratch Perry Madness! Well they're spying on me from the tape recorder…
The Man You'll Never Be I don't care where you've been I don't care what you've…
The Mother-In-Law I, Bill Cotton, was the entertainment king I ruled without …
The Mouth Organ She took the stand Her time had come To describe the scree…
The New Decameron In a time of plague We were young and gay And while…
The Next Time They say I′ll love again someday A truer love will come…
The Painter and His Model What will I use to reproduce your cotton dress on…
The Penis Song Buckminster Fuller, inventor of the geodesic dome Once gave …
The Philosophy of Momus Beauty is just the first glimpse of a terror we're…
The Rape of Lucretia (TARQUINIUS) - O Dr Faust I've got a pain Where I…
The Sadness of Things I called you dancing queen At the Quai des Brumes At Kamak…
The Sensation Of Orgasm For the sensation of orgasm Civilisations must rise and fal…
The Symphonies of Beethoven To the first I'm dreaming To the second screaming To the thi…
The Thunderclown When the thunderclown Has sent you down Deep in the blanke…
The Ultraconformist I try to be normal, really I do I try not…
The Vaudevillian You take the stage, you're at your best They've hushed the…
Three Beasts Three beasts are at the door for you They offer the…
Three Wars Three beasts are at the door for you They offer the…
Tinnitus When Disney came to Scotland Shooting 'Pixel Claymores' I …
Toothbrushead I was born on a dashboard Toothbrush for a head Detergent …
Tragedy and Farce I longed for her when I was just 18 She was…
Trans siberian express Catch a train direct to death Glide where wheels and rails…
Trust Me I'm a Doctor Trust me, I'm a doctor A specialist in the ailments Of the…
U.S. Knitting Mary-Beth is living in a world of her own Sitting in…
Ventriloquists and Dolls The music hall is dark, the city lies in silence Traffic…
Violets The territorial drums a waltz on a loaded gun The viper…
Virtual reality When I dream When I dream, oh You can walk and you…
Virtual Valerie I tried to keep my soul alive Playing Mortal Kombat on…
Vogue Bambini A barrel full of monkies would be Quite a lot of…
Voyager (I'm just trying to get out of the rain) (I'm just…
Walter Carlos Walter Carlos no longer exists He's in Elysium But let us …
Water Song Orominya Woha chigralla Woha yellem Woha koom Mook gas…
What are you Wearing? (What are you wearing?) A little sweater, it's irridescen…
What will death be like Death will be unlike the night-times when we lie awake Think…
What will death be like? Death will be unlike the night-times when we lie awake…
Widow Twanky So you're sweeping Out of my world Widow Twanky You were …
Withinity And on the mountain tell me there's a lady And in…
Yokohama Chinatown Cowbell goddess in the groves of Synaesthesia Barrel at the…
You've Changed Me and her and the ghost of you You and him…
Your Fat Friend She's fabulous She's so ludicrous She's so dangerous Your fa…
Zanzibar Autumn is warm These are my golden years Roll on a casino…